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Zombie Apocalypse: A Survival Guide
A Survival Guide. The end of the world as you know it. What are you going to do when it happens? Because it will. Yuck it up all you want to.
"This book was so entertaining and a little cheeky to boot. Now, do I believe the undead will be flooding the streets anytime soon… uh, I am not sure about that one… we will leave it at a maybe. Do I believe this book is helpful should this scenario ever play out… definitely. As for the reviewer that stated “nothing you can’t find online” … “gleaned from XYZ” … “written in teenage prose” I can kind of agree nut was a somewhat weird review as 1) what can’t you find online these days (I for one don’t want to scour the internet all day as I prefer all of this information in one spot and entertaining as a bonus) 2) what isn’t “gleaned from” I mean how many truly original ideas exist but this work was an interesting twist for me and I recommend it. 3) written in teenage prose… don’t even know what to say I mean look at the topic… although that is somewhat not fair because I am not a teenager and found the book to be informative, enjoyable, and entertaining."
on Zombie Apocalypse: A Survival Guide
"Written in an entertaining fashion, and nevertheless gives some good ideas about survival. I’m not a prepper by any means — far from it, I picked this book up really just for the price and entertainment value. However, it presented some good basic simple things to do that seem pretty worthwhile. Am I going to go so far as to start training with pistols, stockpiling secret caches of water and MRE’s all over the place? No. Am I going to make sure I have a basic water purification method and other basic supplies with me all the time? Yes. I don’t expect a zombie apocalypse, or even any specific disaster, but even without that making some general emergency preparations seems at least somewhat prudent."
on Zombie Apocalypse: Survival Guide
Next Order of Business. Guns.
Yeah, yeah. I know, Rambo. You would have made this the first order of business, but truth is, most people think about running first. Then they finally get tired of running and realize they’re gonna have to stand and fight at some point.
With that in mind, I will always hold to the wisdom that the best gun for the job is the one you have in your hand. That’s going to be your only choice if you start looking for a weapon after the apocalypse hits. Then my advice to you is to try to find something you’re familiar with and can handle. No exotic calibers. Go for something like a 9 mil or even a .22. You have to be able to find bullets. The ammo fairy isn’t going to just magically replenish your supply.
I shouldn’t have to tell you his, but here’s the 411 on how it’s gonna be, “The end of the world doesn’t tend to bring out the best in people.” The zombies aren’t going to be the only threat you’re going to have to worry about. There will be plenty of living,...
If you have the time, start reading something other than “graphic novels.” Get some useful information under your belt. Not just about field stripping an AK-47, but about what makes people tick, because once the apocalypse is upon us, Google will not save your butt....
As much as I hate to say it, everything that follows in this chapter is all technically “speculation” on my part. I’m not going to tell you that I have a friend who has a friend who has a brother-in-law who knows a guy who might work for a government think tank with...