Zombie Apocalypse

A Survival Guide

The end of the world as you know it. What are you going to do when it happens? Because it will. Yuck it up all you want to. Write the whole zombie apocalypse off to Hollywood hype. Go right ahead and keep boating down the river called Denial, Cleo. Send me a postcard when the zombies are beating down the pyramid door. You think it can’t happen? Ever heard of antibiotic resistant viruses? Did you know that tales of the reanimated dead date back 4,500 years? Did you know the freaking CDC has a plan for the zombie apocalypse? (Thank God they didn’t put FEMA on this thing or we would be screwed.) Admit it. You wouldn’t be looking at this book if something wasn’t nagging you. Global warming, threatened pandemics, contaminated water table, a rising culture of violence.