Zombie Apocalypse

A Survival Guide









List of chapters included in the book


Chapter 1

It Has Now Hit The Fan


Chapter 2

Buy an Altoids ® Tin

Chapter 3

So What Are We Up Against?

Chapter 4

This Is Not A Kum Ba Yah Moment

Chapter 5

Next Order Of Business. Guns.

Chapter 6

A World Without Electricity

Chapter 7

Water And Food, Short And Long Term

Chapter 8

First Aid and Hard Choices

Chapter 9

Speaking The Lingo


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The Ultimate Information Guide for Zombie Apocalypse

The end of the world as you know it. What are you going to do when it happens? Because it will. Yuck it up all you want to. Write the whole zombie apocalypse off to Hollywood hype. Go right ahead and keep boating down the river called Denial, Cleo. Send me a postcard when the zombies are beating down the pyramid door. You think it can’t happen? Ever heard of antibiotic resistant viruses? Did you know that tales of the reanimated dead date back 4,500 years? Did you know the freaking CDC has a plan for the zombie apocalypse? (Thank God they didn’t put FEMA on this thing or we would be screwed.) Admit it. You wouldn’t be looking at this book if something wasn’t nagging you. Global warming, threatened pandemics, contaminated water table, a rising culture of violence.


Rex Cutty refuses to provide any credentials for his “authority” as a supernatural and survivalist writer. “I’m here, aren’t I?” he says. “You guys bury your head in the sand of ‘reality’ all you want to. Meanwhile, guys like me deal with what goes bump in the night. You’ll believe me when you need me bad enough.”

A somewhat shadowy figure with vague ties to agencies like the Centers for Disease Control in Atlanta, Cutty is an expert on both zombies and vampires. “The rotters are kinda the trailer park trash of the monster world,” he says. “Them you can deal with. But vampires? They’re social climbing, bloodsucking elitists. All about the politics with them.”

Packing his books with useful survival information and a hearty dose of self-deprecating and sarcastic humor, Cutty says living through anything is about attitude and a decent sense of humor. “Man, you stop laughing? You’re gonna start dying. Simple as that.”

He readily admits that his survival tactics would work in a Hurricane Katrina situation as well as a full-on monster apocalypse, adding sagely, “And I don’t know about you, but I’d a hell of a lot rather deal with zombies than those FEMA guys.”

Cutty claims no affiliation to any political party or philosophy beyond just staying alive. “Tell yourself what you want to when you’re out there trying to keep on breathing,” he says. “Personally, I think the biggest horror we got going is the U.S. Congress, but I can’t stake a Senator, no matter how much I might want to, so politics is no interest to me. If you can’t fight the monsters, then I say move on.”

Although vague about what he does for his “day job,” Cutty likes to write in his personal bomb shelter. “I’m really not all that worried about the Commies pulling the trigger any more,” he says, “but I inherited the place from my Granddad and it’s a great place to get away and put my books together — at least it is now after I added wifi and a sports package.”

When asked about his next book, Cutty said, “Wouldn’t you like to know.”

Rex Cutty




Entertaining, and a Nice prepping intro

Written in an entertaining fashion, and nevertheless gives some good ideas about survival. I’m not a prepper by any means — far from it, I picked this book up really just for the price and entertainment value. However, it presented some good basic simple things to do that seem pretty worthwhile. Am I going to go so far as to start training with pistols, stockpiling secret caches of water and MRE’s all over the place? No. Am I going to make sure I have a basic water purification method and other basic supplies with me all the time? Yes. I don’t expect a zombie apocalypse, or even any specific disaster, but even without that making some general emergency preparations seems at least somewhat prudent.




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Vampire Apocalypse

Folks are worried about asteroids striking the earth. Climate change. Bird flu. System collapse. Genetically modified organisms. You name it, there’s an apocalyptic terror of choice. Heck, you could go with the original and be worried about Judgment Day and the fact that all the explaining in the world isn’t gonna get you out of trouble with the Big Guy.

But the one that people just insist on thinking is totally fiction in spite of all the evidence to the contrary is the fact that old and powerful immortal — or near immortal — beings walk among us. They’re called vampires. They exist in the shadows. They lead elite lives — and they have a political agenda. The reason vampires are seen as hip, fictional creatures is because that’s exactly how they want us to see them.

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